Next permanent manager

My Scottish understudy has sworn me to secrecy.

What I will say for all my Geordie friends is:

It is most certainly NOT 'deader than a dead thing from deadland' on this occasion.

I do have the courage of my convictions and I do know what I'm talking about.

 

Its Wednesday tomorrow tbf

 

It would also cost less to get all of us to manage NUFC but it’s not going to happen.

 

Suck my hairy arse.

 

Roberto Martinez on his way.

 

He'd be the worst of the lot suggested but it'll have to do

 

Still hoping for Ten Hag

 

What's this about Martinez? Not seen anything.

 

Suck my hairy arse.

 

Rumour is he's gonna suck my hairy arse.

 

The makems didn't seem to enjoy my company on their match thread this evening.

 

I got a product that dissolves my anus hair.

 

Care to share?

 

I have a friend from university who now works in the Belgium national team set up as an analyst, she knows I’m a Newcastle fan and sent me a DM saying she’s heard that Martinez is having an interview this week

 

1. Wash the area using mild soap and water.
2. Lather the area with all-natural shaving cream or gel.
3. Prop one leg up on the side of the tub. ...
4. Use one hand to pull your cheeks apart and hold the skin taut.
5. Shave the area very slowly and carefully using small strokes.
6. Rinse well and pat dry.

 

Wtf, you said product, not method. ****.

 

No way that **** is sucking my hairy arse.

 

Well if it is him ill be slightly disappointed but I won't complain.. It's not like the clubs sitting pretty.

Bruce tu Martinez is a step fwd

 

Sorry its called veet.. There's a few nads is another

 

? I no understand.