might as well put it here anarl; Alang ah went to Sid James' Park, on a Sunda' afternoon, Twenty hundred and twenty one, ah wasent dressin' doon; Me bisht, me thobe, igal, gutrah, obligatory bottle o' broon, Away ah went 'lang Scotswood Road, ah looked a ****in' cloon Chorus: Oh Mullahs, you shoulda seen us gannin', Nee idea of dignity or class, or of forward plannin', There was lots of telly audience, aal wi' gobsmacked faces, Watchin' us mek such fools o' wasel's, ya wadn't swap us places Wuh went past Central Station and into Gotham City, The beer was ****e, and cost five pund, what a ****in' pity, The lasses got their abaya's off, an' the shaylas that hide their faces, Ah got two steak pies and curly fries just to see iz 'til Sid Jameses (chorus) Then wuh went to Yatesies a classy uptown gaff, Got me Saudi flag out, thowt it was a laff; Spilt me pint all ower, used the flag to wipe it doon, A genuine bit o' bondin' 'tween the Arabs and the Toon (chorus) Noo when wuh got to Sid James' Park, there the game begun; Wuh scored a goal, the crowd went up, hoo wa danced and sung, But the oppositon, they sharp put us in wa' places, Wuh all went schtum, sat on wa' bum, slapped arses for wa' faces. (chorus) Wuh didn't knar what wuh'd kicked off when wuh signed up wi' Saudi The slagging that wuh took from Amnesty, by did it get rowdy; But wuh've got ****ing billions, wuh couldn't give two shi'ites The last thing that wuh care about is basic human rights (chorus) Wuh getting slagged by everyone, decent people's newfound enemy But wuh don't care about gays or women, or the children of the Yemeni; Wuh supping with the Devil and he's known as MBS, Wuh'll park wa morals at the door if he buys us some success (chorus)