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Christmas Time................

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Oct 19, 2021.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    .............Mistletoe And Wine :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music


    Soon be here peeps.

    What do all you peeps want for Christmas? Most peeps normally say something like "World Peace" or a "Low Carbon Heater Pump" but I think peeps have to be realistic and lower their expectations.

    I just hope we are not in another lockdown although that is probably unlikely as well.

    Like most peeps I'm happy with a quiet Christmas with my family.

    Peeps are peeps all around the world and we all want the same thing basically.

    Toodlepeeps for now.
     
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  2. YerMaw

    YerMaw Well-Known Member

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    See you in the Bridge for copious pints if warm pash mate.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I want a camera with a really powerful zoom lens and a box of tissues.
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a plan buddy.
     
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  5. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I want some curtains
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I think stopmes ultra groovy super duper camera is capable of penetrating various types of fabric.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Beef curtains?
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not had Halloween or Guy Fawkes night yet.
    Will be burning an effigy of Boris, if I can’t get hold of the prize **** himself. Should burn for a long time, with all that blubber.
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm always ahead of the game <ok>
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Good idea, he is a closet pape.
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Dear Santa,

    Please can you wipe out the UN, the WHO, the EU, the G7 and G20, the WEF and all their contributories, please can I get a real conservative party, a party that represents the working people and a liberal party that supports individual liberty.

    And please please please, send the Yanks over to the Stretch Shack :emoticon-0164-cash::emoticon-0164-cash::emoticon-0164-cash::emoticon-0164-cash:
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I love Christmas time, especially when it’s time to pour a sweet sherry and watch Homo Alone.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing like a small glass of dry sherry whilst indulging in some rampant poofery.

    Does anyone know who EA is by the by?
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    It’s Pud. His mind has gone after six months of eating nothing but salad.
    My paper on it, “Pudorexia Nervosa”. will be published in both the British Medical Journal and Nexus next month.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    And I believe both publications are conveniently priced at £4.25 <ok>

    How strange is that.
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The truth is out there.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I had a few clients at WHO and other UN departments when I lived in Geneva. **** me, they have it easy. Don't pay any tax and plus depending on high up you are, you don't even pay tax on your petrol when filling up your free car.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So as not to offend our Labour supporting remain voting members , can we refer to Christmas as the winter gifting holiday so as not to exclude people that hate Christians and would like them all to convert or have their heads removed in the name of tolerance and diversity.

    Happy winter gifting holiday everyone Santa is a bipoc lesbian btw and Jesus was a black Jew .

    There will be no presents though as we kicked out the Polish lorry drivers and no turkey as we persecuted the hard working Romanian turkey farmers that have selflessly toiled for centuries here.
    .
     
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