I'm telling you now it that when I set off it was an outside chance but as I ran everything fell my way!!! I grew belief as I went, but nah just as I knew I'd won it was taken away from me
Roy has just produced the greatest indignant rant in the history of the net... If only your team could put in such a performance! Take a bow son... take a bow
You had one job bruv and you ****ed it up. And some poor bloke just tryna do his job has to put with with your panty whining cos you cant tell the fukin time. Dickhead
That's why an Englishman will walk but never run Roy. It's just not the done thing, now if you'd sauntered up wearing cravat & topper, carrying a cane, the security guy would have held the door open for you.
When you set off on an unlikely voyage and everything falls your way, every light is on green, you begin to believe, its now a reality and then the ****ing trains too full? Aye
Not only are you horrendously bad at time keeping roy But you clearly have zero charm too otherwise youd have been able to sweet talk them to a seat.