Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Only in the milk aisle

 

still my new favourite

 

Haha

I'm past all that..

Enjoy

 

What's green and smells of pork?

 

Kermit's middle finger.

 

This thread has ruined the Co-op. You ****ers.

 

The Leeds owner is on ssn crying

 

I seen that too

 

These girls look pretty but they’re dog ****

 

Nicked from twitter but good

 

By the way,

I've been drunk since the 7th!!

The wife has had words!!!

Her quote, " What a father you are!"

#legend

 

Only words ??

expect the letter dropping on your doorstep

 

I've given our lass my credit card and told her to hide it.
The amount of alcohol ive consumed since last Thursday is ridiculous

 

The career of a porn star is a short one

 

I’m sensing they didn’t even offer you a pension plan, Roy….

 

I don’t think about the offers. I am very happy here. I am learning every day and I hope it can continue like this. The fans love me, it gives me a lot of joy and I want to give it back to them on the pitch,” Fekir said.
“You never know in football, but the truth is that now I don’t think about offers. I’m at Betis and I’m very happy here.”

Fekir - Sporting Witness

 

https://www.90min.com/posts/newcastle-welcome-chairman-yasir-al-rumayyan-steve-bruce-decision

to the skies, plane spotters!

 

He looks a scary man. Just imagine.

Yasir- hi Steve, by Steve. There’s the door bye.
Steve - but I have a contact.
Yasir to assistant - Kill him.
Assistant - erm sir, that’s not how it’s done over here.
Yasir - Oh yes erm, chop his arm off.
Assistant - ah sir we can’t do that eithe…..
Yasir - His balls? Choppy choppy? No!
Assistant - no sir.
Yasir - hmmm he likes bacon doesn’t he?
Assistant - yes sir, loves it in fact.
Yasir - rat poison it is then.

 

Al-Rumayyan is on his way.

Heads will roll.