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Beel Watch

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 11, 2021.

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Who is/are the king beeler/beelers?

  1. Spurs / Levy

    43.5%
  2. Keys

    4.3%
  3. Slice and diced’s wife

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    0.0%
  4. Jordan

    8.7%
  5. Danny Mills

    8.7%
  6. Like Edwards

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  7. Other dirty 6 team

    0 vote(s)
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  8. Mackems

    30.4%
  9. Other

    4.3%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So which sections of the footballing world are beelin’ the most about our takeover?

    Vote for your king beeler here….
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I've voted Jordan cos she will be beelin about everything after her drink driving conviction
     
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  3. Albert’s Chip Sock

    Albert’s Chip Sock definitely not an ACS sock....

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    Spurs based on the PL board meltdowns from PNP. #rattled
     
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    Spurs are absolutely drowning
     
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    You have PNP on the hook over there mate.
     
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    The Tottenham fans really know what's coming
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I just hope we hoover up Kane or Son from them :)
     
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    The wise folks have wished us well.. I've taken a mental note of those already displaying a wobbly lip and I will torture them in their hours of need
     
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    Then stick them on the bench as impact subs.
    The 'Amanda Staveley' thread on the mackem's board is grade one, misogynistic beelin'.
    A woman suffering from Huntington's disease seems fair game in their eyes.
    Twats!
     
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    I think I'll bring brexit into it too.. That'll help drag out some more years
     
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  12. Leo Billy

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    Scum.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    gone for Spurs

    most mackems playing apathetic
     
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    I like listening to talksport usually but Danny Mills gets right on my tits. I think he's trying to do a Simon Jordan but hasn't got the intelligence so comes across as a total plonker.
     
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  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Simon Jordan is a tit.
     
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    True, definitely likes the sound of his own voice but at least he is able to form a coherent argument.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    I saw that one but they're not bothered no siree bob.
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    They're all finished
     
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    They think that because they pimp their stadium out to the NFL it's gonna pay for itself <laugh><laugh><laugh> Yeah maybe in like a hundred years or summit !

    Having a £1bn stadium doesn't make your club worth £1bn dickheads.....it means you're £1bn in debt !! Think the initial estimate was summit like £300m....so basically the cost of NUFC. They're ****ed as soon as we buy Kane and Son off them!
     
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