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Next permanent manager

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 9, 2021.

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Next permanent manager will be?

  1. Conte

    6.0%
  2. Mancini

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  3. Martinez

    10.8%
  4. Mourinho

    8.4%
  5. Favre

    6.0%
  6. Rafa

    3.6%
  7. Howe

    19.3%
  8. Other

    31.3%
  9. Vince McMahon

    7.2%
  10. Purple dildo

    7.2%
  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I get the impression these guys are after the best of everything.

    Bruce's history
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    The rumours are also that Charnley has impressed and may be kept on in some role
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Doesn’t he do decent foundation work?
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    To be fair to him I have no idea if he has any qualities
     
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  5. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    I think the foundation name dropped him a few months back for the work he’s done to help them, the links with the foodbank, etc. Basically, none of the jobs a chief exec should do, but good work by a club secretary.
     
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    His skill set is keeping a good updated spreadsheet on staples in the stationary cupboard
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    This would be my choice.

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    Imagine if they appoint Conte or someone today:emoticon-0140-rofl:, i don't know how much more of this i can handle.<laugh>
     
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    George Caulkin has tweeted that he doesn’t expect Bruce to be sacked today, which is highly disappointing.

    Not sure this takeover will fully sink in until he’s been sent packing
     
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    I have a mate who is still adamant it will fall through and the PL will 'cancel it'.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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  12. Roland Deschain

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    Give over, man, that's not even legally possible. The club IS sold. They can't now revoke things. The worst they can do is change the O&D test to make it mandatory on an annual basis and seek to revoke Saudi access in the Summer. But it's VERY unlikely, because the moves they'd need to make to ensure that happens would also see Mansour's UAE involvement revoked at City. Which won't happen. It would also shut the door on sales of Arsenal/Spurs, so realistically neither of those clubs can afford for the Middle East door to be slammed shut.
     
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    Bruce will have asked the players to say they love him no doubt.

    Bruce's a right arse licker and not afraid to use excuses.

    I hope they see past that
     
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    I believe Amanda Staveley is presenting Bruce with a new duster in recognition of his achievements before telling him to do one.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    rumours are flying about that you lot are after our DoF Michael Edwards (mr moneyball) who has already said he was not renewing his deal with us.

    have you already lined him up?

    (Congratulations btw)
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be fair the players have regularly shown him a lot of love. They all seem to like him. Liking him is one thing however, respecting him as a manager (which directly impacts their careers) is another thing. As Wilson's comments in the summer showed, they don't rate him that highly and think he's out of touch. They were over the moon Jones came in and modernised training.

    There is no danger of Bruce remaining for any period of time in my mind. These owners won't dick about. They have history to guide them too, Man C made this mistake giving Hughes time. It was trickier for them because Hughes was only months into the job, but it was a mistake. He finished 10th then, then I think he was 6th and sliding after a load of investment. As soon as they got Mancini they really kickstarted.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Do a premier league vs nufc mafia game one day
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    would love to but it'd end up like the first gulf war or something :)

    seriously but nobody seemed interested in mafia anymore when i offered them last international window.
     
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