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Phrases that should be punishable by death

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. EDGE

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    Lanarkshire is a depressing hole.

    Airdrie, Coatbridge, Bellshil, WISHY! <grr>

    Twechar till I die!

    Twechar Fleeto#

    Kick to Kill

    Hated but Rated.

    Tweet Tweet, Twechar Fleet, Steal the shoes right aff yer feet.

    The Alkies came two by two, drinking Vodka Irn Bru.
     
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    EDGE, Oct 20, 2011
  2. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Generally speaking.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Oct 20, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No arguments from me. It is a ****in **** hole.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Quite so.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2011
  5. EDGE

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    WTF you talking about ya ****i........

    Oh right <ok>
     
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    EDGE, Oct 20, 2011
  6. Jerel Ifil

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    Don't see what problem people have with 'can I get a pint?', that makes perfect sense, but one that increasingly annoys me is the following:

    "Do you wanna grab a sandwich?"

    I want to grab your balls and make you scream for saying that bunch of ****, you abominable wretch.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Oct 20, 2011

  7. Alf Hooker

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    "no can do"

    ****ing twats
     
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    Alf Hooker, Oct 20, 2011
  8. White_Hand_Of_Ulster

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    Stotious (Sp?) is a good word though
     
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    White_Hand_Of_Ulster, Oct 20, 2011
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    there used to be a bunch of dicks from "up" lenzie who thought they were wide. the lenzie corner boys <laugh> they used to write kick to kill <doh>

    lets just say they got their wee staines kicked a few times aff us cos we were mental so we wur
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011
  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    aye it's quite good. it's the ones like smashed, mashed, wrecked, destroyed etc. as if ur body is in a bin
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011
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    "Tell me about it" I just ****ing did you ******ed cock socket.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    Trev, have you ever had a woman you didn't have to pay for? With her consent I mean.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 20, 2011
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    This thread is rerr <ok>
     
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    gas, Oct 20, 2011
  14. Tina_old

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    That's my word <grr> get yer ain!!
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 20, 2011
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    ok this thread is rrerr <ok>
     
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    gas, Oct 20, 2011
  16. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 20, 2011
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2011
  18. Hash.

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    twechar , lenzie <laugh> they sound like ***got names
     
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    Hash., Oct 20, 2011
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    Keep Glasgow tidy
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    It's coz they are! My big bro works in Twechar. I thought it was a made up place too <laugh>
     
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