Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Over the years I'll be defending my juggernaut club on here.

They'll build it and they'll all come

 

If this continues im taking a not606 break.

Thats what the big boys do

 

I'm a neutral mate. I give a fair balance to all criticism and praise, afterall I agree with you, what's a bit of human torture between friends. All a fuss over nothing. You could count it towards Newcastle's awards of achievements;

1. Torture is used as a punishment

2. Executions are on the increase

3. No free speech

4. No protests

5. Women are widely discriminated against

6. Torture in police custody is common

7. You can be detained and arrested with no good reason

8. Religious discrimination is rife

9. Migrant workers have been deported en masse

10. Human rights organisations banned

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@Blueman

 

Yeah but

I really only care about the money

They have more dollars than citizens

 

Seriously, what if they bought you instead?

 

Theyd put a roof on their stadium for a start

 

You mean the fans get rained on now?

 

Some do

I think

I go to lower league games in Norway and the away fans get soaked

 

Thats not cool

Stands looking like

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Bar 1 & 2 you don't have to go far to see the rest of your points in action.

 

Brb at the gills game

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Newcastle is England and its Englands rules

 

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Newcastle United is fronted by a women

 

Deserves one more

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Newcastle United wants to be no1 for women's football too

 

Nufc here to smash the sexist premier leagues jobs for the boys culture

 

We plan on setting up a LGBT league and a migrant workers league... For reasons.

 

So just to clarify Munse is fully representative of the entire newcastle fanbase?

Even he is clearly poking fun here (i think, who really knows...)

#seemslegit