I'm teaching 2 hot Azerbaijani beauticians in 20 minutes. Normally I'd perv, lech and innuendo my way through this lesson. But today I'm going to see if I can shoehorn in the takeover news into the lesson.
I think the hold up now is the fact that there ain’t a jetty long enough on the quayside for them to park their mahoosive ****ing yacht! Frantically trying to find someone to build one for them I reckon!
Saudi Arabia have a lot to answer for. Work output in the North East is going to be lower today than they were during the national lockdowns. Operations will be cancelled, fuel wont be getting delivered, bog roll will sell out - its all their fault. HWTL
Like most of us last night . I hope the announcement comes between 10-1 so I can hear what Simon Jordans reaction is.