Forget Messi, We have Eboué

I expect Eboué to do something incredible against Barca.

 

Definitely.

I predict hes going to be transported to another dimension and then return dressed like a man from 1765.

Incredible or what

P.S, whos Messi?

 

Disappear?

 

Eboue will return as the Lord Jesus and smite blasphemers like UnitedinRed

 

So hes going to come back as dom jolly? Will it be on Sky?

 

You will burn for all eternity for your blaspheming
Dom Jolly is not the messiah,he's a very naughty boy

 

Jesus saves, but Messi still scores the rebound.

 

But the postman always delivers..