The wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour. Like that’s going to happen during conker season.
So this bloke got chatting to this girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" he asked. "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," he assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please. A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love. While he was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?" He said, "My wife found out."
Masks do save lives its official. A friend was out shopping with his girlfriend while wearing a mask his wife walked by, if he hadn't been wearing his mask she would have recognised him
