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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    He ended up at her gaff

    she must have had dentures on whilst out init
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Depends how skaggy
     
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  3. Diego

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    She was 22 and he thought she was 50.
    Skaggy enough to run from <laugh>
     
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    Dont get why this is a problem tbh.

    Some would welcome it im sure
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    There you are puthyhole<whistle>
     
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    It's not the missing teeth mate, it's the sharp broken stumps that do the damage.
     
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  7. Diego

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    Why you calling me names for ****head :(
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Sunken cheeks and no teeth from smoking Heroin.

    It's a wid nae from me.
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Just bend her over if she's that bad innit
     
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  10. Diego

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    Which hole you going for mate, the one full of ulcers or the one she has forgot to wipe for a week <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> innit
     
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    Morning.
     
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    Marnin Luv

    What's on today mate ?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Morning Luv
    Morning Pisk
    Morning to the rest of the 606 crew
     
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    Marnin' Saff

    You all good bro ?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Yeah, mate. I'm having a lazy one so far. I've come back to bed with my coffee and I'm sat looking out my window at an amazing rainbow going across the countryside. Very picturesque. How's you this morning?
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Sounds good bro.

    Yeah all good here thanks. Off down the beach in a bit for a stroll with the fam and the dog. Wet and windy down here so will be getting proper wrapped up, feels like it was only 5 mins ago summer was here.

    Taking the old dear out for Sunday lunch later, will probs then chill at hers with the little un and watch some Cartoons <ok>
     
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    Been ironing the school uniform off shopping in a bit. Weather is **** need to sort myself out for the Winter, can't be be indoors all the time.
     
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    Morning.

    More wallpaper stripping for me.

    Golf lesson for my middle un mid day, might squeeze 9 holes in myself later.

    I've worked all weekend, bit **** that tbf.
     
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    Gore tex is your friend for the winter
     
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