Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

No Pogbat or Ronnie in United's starting XI ... lack of respect for the Toffifees? ... or just realism about respective squad strengths from Bilbo?

 

Probably give Donny a start before he starts lobbing more gum about.

 

Win win for me.

Hoping for a **** bore draw, couple sending offs, donny throwing fred at oles head, ronaldo screaming and jumping up and down on the spot cos wan bukkake sent a simple cross into orbit.
Oh and the Brazilian Benteke crying on the floor cos it was windy
Thatll do

 

Ole olaying that abused partner role brilliantly.

"I know he hits me but its cos he loves me'

Fergie would never, donny woulda felt Fergies left boot before hitting the exit door.

 

Cavani starting upfront instead of Ronaldo will make them better altogether

 

Fernandes will probably score and assist today.

 

Ronnie benched.

 

He's 36 mate, just saying like.

 

He told ole he'll come on around 70mins if he feels like it.

 

So you rest him once you have the game wrapped up.

 

You could.

 

Shout, Saff. You are always on the money when it comes to footy. No doubt he'll bang one in the 2nd half now you genius.

 

Ta, mate

 

Why is the commentator trying to pretend that there's any question that there was a deflection?
It doesn't matter. Weird.

 

Went to the shop for filters & come back to see the #peasants annual award of 3pts to utd is still a thing.

 

They had a decent first half. A little unfortunate to go in a goal down.
It'll be tough for them to get anything now, though. The difference between the benches is stark.
Pogba, Lingard, Sancho and Ronaldo v a bunch of youth players, basically.

 

Hopefully they can keep it 1nil for now and sneak a late draw.

Thats my only hope now

 

Ronny getting warmed up

Commentators joking when Carrick is giving him instructions "if there was a speech bubble there it would say" yeh yeh yeh"

They know who the new boss is

 

@Tel deffo got this last xmas

 

That's what happens when you take Cavani off and chuck Ronalo on in his place. Ole should be sacked and Saff should get the job.