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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    The wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.
    Like that’s going to happen during conker season.
     
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    So this bloke got chatting to this girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" he asked.
    "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," he assured her.
    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
    While he was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
    He said, "My wife found out."
     
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    Masks do save lives its official.
    A friend was out shopping with his girlfriend while wearing a mask his wife walked by, if he hadn't been wearing his mask she would have recognised him
     
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    Just finished my first shift in Facebook's I.T department.

    Went rather well I thought.
     
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