British Politics

I’ve just had to park a mile from my house, because the petrol station at the corner of my street - which has no petrol - has mile long queues in every direction. I absolutely guarantee you, it’s the same brain dead spasticated ***** spanners who voted for Brexit, currently sitting in their cars choking up the streets.

**** off with your bullshit about Tasmania. You are not googling your way out of this ****show. You wanted Brexit, now shut the **** up and eat your **** sandwich, you cretinous berk.

 

Mad Max London

 

Go and take a straw poll mate, get back to me with the results

Yeah, **** Tasmania, that obviously has **** all to bo with Brexit. Shall we talk France, Germany, Italy, Poland?

 

Archers & Toby looking for Tofu in London in a few weeks as society collapses

 

I preferred the good old days when there was food on the shelves, fuel in the petrol stations and we could afford to pay for our electric and heating.

 

It's been over 6 years ffs, why are people still so angry

 

Yep, today was a good day

 

Because they are permanently furious gammons

 

That's the gammon remoaners for you.

Always in a permanent rage

 

I'm still rocking shorts and flip flops thanks to global warming and you are eating cold beans out the can with your heating on .
..

 

You will probably talk **** about all sorts of things, but this is your ****show, you and the other clueless clowns who’ve been banging on about Project Fear for the last 5 years.

****s. ****ing clueless ****s.

 

Are you even sure what day it is?

 

You had to walk a whole mile ?


You lazy fat drama queen

 

Calm down you old ****.

You'll do yourself a mischief.

 

What ****show mate, tell me what problems Brexit is causing you and why it's responsible.

 

He couldn't get parked near his squalid bedsit

He's beside himself.

Poor old soul.

Bless.

 

I have to move my car before 8.00am tomorrow, on my day off.

 

Now now Diego, it's not like you could think of a reason why you moaned about it for the 40+ years prior to it

 

Morrisons and Tesco had full shelves, both had fuel since they had tanker deliveries last night and i am way in credit with British Gas and my electricity supplier.
Can't really say it's a bad day