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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Bet Mrs. Luv posts the same **** on Mumsnet whenever your family is coming <laugh>

    "Goin for a ****in walk"
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ‘The fridge is full of ****er hipster beer and there’s no room for the salt’
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    "Im tryna make grazing food and hes drinking ****ing beer again. Off out cba"
     
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  4. Saf

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    Is that a cockney thing?








    You dirty bastards
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Oh ****, Saff missed Saltgate?
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    This is how I imagine you

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  7. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Seems like it mate. What's the dance with Saltgate?
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    @luvgonzo

    Explain this **** please bro <laugh>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No. :bandit:
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    At least give him a clue bro
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Luv keeps the Table salt in the fridge

    he knows it doesn’t make sense

    however

    his wife wears the pants

    therefore the salt in the Luv household is kept in the fridge

    oh how we laughed and mocked him when he told us that
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No way, I don't want it in there Mrs luv and the Mother in law both keep it in the fridge. I think they're ****ing nuts.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    I bet your ketchups in the cupboard too fukin wronguns
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Yeah in the cupboard.
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Ketchup goes in the cupboard until it's opened and then it's transferred to the fridge. Salt in the fridge is a belta <laugh>
     
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    1st J of the day

    Late for me
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    Tbf my ketchup moves between the cupboard and the fridge depending on how much room there is.
     
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    The van is on the drive, I repeat the van is on the drive. Alert level 1.
     
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