New owner confirmed…

Fair enough, fingers crossed there's definitely no truth in it. We really don't want to carry on the cycle of bad owners....

 

Just spoke to a man claiming to be ITK. Said he works at City ( he's a steward). Full of useless information about our falling crowds and furious that the Allams didn't give Grant McCann enough money to buy players. Claiming '£10m only buys three amateurs' He suggested that City 'give Alex Ferguson £10m and he'll come here'.
So if that rumour starts from 'someone within the club' that Alex Ferguson is coming..........

 

£10 Million? That wouldn't even restock his wine cellar...

 

I've just been speaking to a woman in a Chemists in Molescroft, she knows a man who knows another man who is sometimes employed cleaning the Toilets behind the Directors box. She says that he says he heard a conversation between Assam and Ehab whilst they were using the facilities that Alex Ferguson was coming to help out.
Make of it what you will.

 

SAF is going to help clean the MKM toilets?

 

I've literally just seen him entering the stadium via the staff entrance,armed with a bottle of cif spray,a scrubbing brush and an unopened packet of jeyes cloths.

Apparently someone has reported hawk **** on a seat in the West stand...Fairly off putting when you're biting down on a prawn sandwich!!

 

You must have good eyesight if you can see the MKM from Glasgow.

 

Ferguson out!

 

Fergie time.

 

aren't prawn sandwiches banned?

 

Sign her up!

 

I’ll only believe Fergie’s coming to City when he lands in a Helicopter on Hymer’s field accompanied by Michael Owen … and even then…

 

I'm not in Glasgow...I'm in Kinshasa(formerly Leopoldville) stalking you

 

I think you need to look at the scale of your map, Africa is a lot bigger than you think it is

 

You know, if I thought '**** it, I'm going to stalk someone'.

Well it wouldn't be Hatem.

Who would I stalk though? There's a question.

The answer goes without saying, but Askew's already tried that...

 

Can't say too much Kempton but we are in the early stages of investigating some fairly heinous acts that he's carried out in sub saharan Africa

 

Yes,but only if crammed inside a flask.

 

I once had a mate who said he was going to drive his beat up Vauxhall Cavalier from Egypt to see his brother who was working in Zambia. I told him that was the most ludicrous thing I had heard in a long long time. He thought it was just a short hop.....About 3,500 miles I pointed out.