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The ASM Thread of Appreciation

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 18, 2021.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. mmmkay

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    One of the best players we've had in a long time.

    Sad to think that we will lose him in Jan or next summer at the latest
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

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    It's going to be a painful one when he moves on.

    I can't see him being here next season whether we stay up or not.

    He's a really top player and he deserves tu be at a club that's competing and he most definitely will be soon..
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    He is absolute class.

    All defenders hate playing against him. The panic the opposition have when he runs at them is clear to the naked eye. I said eye Chippy so stop drooling.

    Think he will stay the season but if we don’t get taken over by then then he will go. And if he does then good luck to him. He is a rare player that even if he played for either of the Mancs teams I would look forward to seeing him.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    he can improve by knowing when to pass the bloody ball
    apart from that he's alright
     
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    He could've squared it to almiron 6 yards out at 1-1 last night.. The keeper made a good save but it wasn't the right thing to do..

    The 3 points was a 10 yard pass away
     
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    Alright?

    upload_2021-9-18_8-45-58.gif

    More seriously, in last night’s game, to who?
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    upload_2021-9-18_8-47-49.jpeg

    someone in a better position maybe ??
    and someone in a black and white strip
     
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    It does in and nobody questions it, but when it doesn't it pisses me off.. Almiron was like wtf
     
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    You mean like Joelinton?
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    yeah Joelinton <ok>
     
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    Max shooting from the depths of the Amazon forest still had more prospect of scoring last night than Joelinton on the edge of the six yard box with an open goal…as Joelinton proved again last night.
     
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    open goal , open goal you say ????


    it was blocked by an 8ft octopus of a goalkeeper <laugh>

    how he manages to hit the keeper on so many occasions is beyond me
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

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    The keeper doesn't need to move its always down the middle...

    He's never on balance when he shoots he's always leaning back.

    Can someone not teach him to get his head over the ball and go low and hard onto the far corners?? Jesus christ it's like lesson one
     
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    Only we could sign a Brazilian who doesn’t know how to kick a ball properly.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

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    We can't expect this guy to stay. We've done nothing to persuade him we are going anywhere. We look worse than last season. Gone in Jan or the summer unless something changes at the top.
     
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    Best since Hatem
     
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  18. Dr Van Helsing

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    Just think once Bruce is replaced by wilder he'll sell max and we can have mcburnie and mcgoldrick instead
     
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    Both better than Joelinton
     
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  20. Dr Van Helsing

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    Totally disagree.

    Joelinton had a decent game last night.. Should've scored and fell apart in the box a couple of times, but he was the only one holding it up and he their full back had problems with him

    Fraser was on for 30 mins and he offered nothing good or eye catchingly bad..
    He just wasn't in the game.

    Murphy one run and when he looked up much like Joe nobody there

    I honestly think if he's played wide left (his position) and gets some confidence he'll do fine.. Give him a run of games in his position he's never played there ffs and it's destroyed him mentally

    It doesn't seem to matter what he does its always him getting ripped.. Then you get the players hiding like Hayden and lacelles avoiding it
     
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