Season Ticket Renewal Packs

Just received this dreaded information through the post telling me I have to move.

Letter in detail:

"I am pleased to invite you to renew your Season Ticket for the 2011-12 season."

"Looking forward, we will continue to invest in our development and academy squads to ensure that the future of Newcastle United is bright. We will also continue to try and secure our players and staff on long term contracts in order to provide a stable platform from which to build a strong and successful team."

Confirmation of the closure of the Leazes Corner is confirmed.

Secure a 20% discount on your season ticket for another 3 years. Followed by the 10 year offer.

Pay Monthly by Direct Debit.

New options for 18-21 year olds.

All season ticket holders are now club members(Why on earth am I being charged for this when I can apply for NUFC away tickets and home tickets at the same time as members anyway with my season ticket??

Away Season Ticket, "Due to the number of away loyalty points you have amassed in previous seasons you are eligible for an away season ticket."

Win a smile makeover worth up to £25,000.

We are delighted to include an exclusive promotion from Complete Smile, the offical club dentist of Newcastle United, offering season ticket holders a 15% discount on cosmetic dental treatment and the opportunity to win a smile makeover worth up to £25,000. Please see the enclosed leaflet for further details.

They are also trying to charge me adult price, the arseholes, I am a student!! Blaah!!

Overall, a joke, no persuasion at all to make me think it would be a good idea to sign up for the next 10 years, I will, but god knows what will happen in that time.

They will try, try, try, to do everything, but will fail most likely everytime.

 

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Where do I sign?

 

how the hell can u afford to be a student and have a season ticket! im at uni and its a luxury to have a greggs!

 

I go to uni locally so still live at home and have a part time job

 

Sign Tash up for it he prob needs it more dont know it 25k is enough for full set

 

oh thats not the way to do it! tho i do admire your commitment! what course are you studying

 

Sociology & Criminology, you?

 

you'll do well to try and understand the mind of Mike Ashley

it's a cracker

 

sports development and science at Lincoln university. would you be able to murder Mike ashley and make it look like an accident ? like choking on his own hoof ?