Rival watch

According to the commentator the Young Boys player going off has literally run himself into the ground. What does he think literally means.

 

Oh dear oh dear

 

Ronaldo and Fernandes getting hooked with twenty minutes to go was highly amusing...

 

Ladß it's only Young Boyß

 

Young Boys' keeper is called David von Ballmoos.

For that reason, and that reason alone, they deserve a bye into the knock out stages.

 

Assuming that's German, it means ball moss.
That sounds like a horrible affliction.

 

Even better.

A bye into the final and full sponsorship terms and naming rights for the whole tournament.

 

Pretty sure he was linked with us last season

Or I was suggesting him as a signing based on his name

Oh, right, it was the latter

 

Any excuse.

 

So we are all in turmoil because a team that cost us less than £150m lose to Palace. Man Utd team today cost about 4 times that!

 

It's almost as if there's a bunch of agendas, especially on Twitter and Reddit

Actually, on that last point, I've seen someone on r/coys claim that it's not true that Nuno has greatly improved the atmosphere at the club since arriving, in spite this being reported by Dan Kilpatrick, Alasdair Gold and one or two others, and they dispute this because...they don't want it to be true

That's normal...

 

65 minutes in, Barca have yet to get a shot on target against Bayern

Anyone got a misleading infographic to spread around Twitter for that?

 

Lille's 0-0 draw with Wolfsburg sounds like a perfect example of Spurs DNA

Lille - 17 shots, 4 on target, plus a penalty shout rejected by VAR
Wolfsburg - 2 shots, 0 on target

The only thing Lille did wrong was not concede an stoppage time minute winner - and the ref really tried to make it happen, what with the ten minutes of stoppage time they were given...

 

I caught the last half hour of that. Barca look absolutely finished as a team, and with only 30% capacity allowed at the stadium, the Nou Camp looks very, very tired. Not sure where they go from here.

 

Moaning about Cristian Romero choosing us over them?

 

Ronaldo was an absolute disgrace last night, diving around all over the pitch, he is still a first class cheat after all these years away from the PL. Then Gollum had the temerity to come out and criticize the referee for handing out a clear red card to Wan Bissaka, someone should have had the balls to ask the Hobbit why Ronaldo was not sent off for persistent diving.

 

I'm sure they'll have a nightmare of a season and struggle badly, finishing in a miserable, depressing 3rd place.

 

You have seen him play before, haven't you? Not exactly surprise of the century.
Was quite funny watching him fail to influence the ref. Must've come as quite a shock to him.