The meaning of life? CR7s new shirt number? The number of biscuits Ndombele has with EVERY cuppa? The number of times David Moyes was hit with the ugly stick? The number of hours that we'll still be top of the league for? The number of times Nuno will hold his head in his hands while watching Dier at Palace? The number of months til we sell kane? The number of interviews kane gives before he admits he was a total twat? The amount of times Mrs RCL has to tell me something before I remember it? The IQ required to be Priti Patel?
Crystal Palace 0:1 Tottenham 11.09. 15:00 Arsenal 0:1 Norwich Brentford 1:1 Brighton Leicester 3:2 Man City Man Utd 5:0 Newcastle Southampton 2:2 West Ham Watford 1:0 Wolves 11.09. 17:30 Chelsea 3:1 Aston Villa 12.09. 16:30 Leeds 2:1 Liverpool 13.09. 20:00 Everton 4:0 Burnley
Crystal Palace 1 Tottenham Hotspur 3 Arsenal 2 Norwich 1 Brentford 1 Brighton 1 Leicester 1 Manchester City 2 Manchester United 3 Newcastle 1 Southampton 1 West Ham 2 Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 0 Leeds 1 Liverpool 3 Everton 2 Burnley 1
11.09. 12:30 Crystal Palace 1 v 1 Tottenham 11.09. 15:00 Arsenal 1 v 0 Norwich Brentford 2 v 2 Brighton Leicester 1 v 3 Man City Man Utd 2 v 0 Newcastle Southampton 1 v 2 West Ham Watford 1 v 1 Wolves 11.09. 17:30 Chelsea 3 v 0 Aston Villa 12.09. 16:30 Leeds 1 v 1 Liverpool 13.09. 20:00 Everton 1 v 0 Burnley
C Palace 1 - 2 Tottenham Arsenal 1-1 Norwich Brentford 1-1 Brighton Leicester 2-2 City Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle Southampton 1-1 West Ham Watford 1-2 Wolves Chelsea 2-0 Villa Leeds 1-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Burnley
11.09. 12:30 Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham 11.09. 15:00 Arsenal 1-2 Norwich Brentford 3-2 Brighton Leicester 2-0 Man City Man Utd 1-1 Newcastle Southampton 2-1 West Ham Watford 2-2 Wolves 11.09. 17:30 Chelsea 1-1 Aston Villa 12.09. 16:30 Leeds 3-1 Liverpool 13.09. 20:00 Everton 2-0 Burnley
