A new study claims that women are healthier without their bras. The announcement was made by 3 men trying to keep a straight face..
Granda found Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one. The son said, "I don't know, they're very strong and expensive." "How much?" he asked. “£10 a pill,” the son said. "I don't care. I'll try one, and leave the money under your pillow.” The next morning the son found £110.00 under his pillow. He tells Granda, "I said each pill was £10.00, not £110.00." "I know, Granda replies, "the £100 is from Grandma.!!!
How comes Ant & Dec win Best Presenter every year? There can only be one Best Presenter. All the other nominees are on their own. If Ant won it one year, then Dec won it the next? ****e, but fair enough. But they both cant win it at the same time surely? Its like saying 'Sunderland Player of the Year Award goes to...........Quinn and Phillips!'
Our local co-op has sold out of Listerine. It appears all the migrants are buying it up. Why was that I said. The manager told me that Listerine says on the label that it comes with 10 Benefits.
Phew! Thought I was going to lose my job as a roofer when I was caught having a w:nk. Gaffers a reasonable bloke though, said we’d just wipe the slate clean
