Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

 

They're like the snotty little toddlers, you see, having a tantrum in a supermarket thrashing around on the floor, screaming and hysterical.

Everyone just looks the other way and rolls their eyes ...

... no one cares, they just want them to shut up and go away

 

They're going to execute a journalist in the centre circle.

 

From the Ronny Gill ?

 

Nah, because of the travesty that the FA have afflicted them with they're going to burn their most recent European certificate that they received for finishing equal 11th

 

New survey by Time Out of the world`s 40 greatest cities has 2 UK entries - Manchester at no 3 and London at 13 - not a mention of you know where, expect further
protests.

 

Actually a human sacrifice as a protest would send shock waves round the world, so they may be right.

I can see it now, Steve Wraith wearing black robes and a pair of goat horns on his head, leading a procession of Mags to the Strawberry where Mick Martin waits next to a wicker man he's made from Sports Direct carrier bags, with the PL chief executive trapped inside.

 

15 page pull out in Monday's chronicle

 

dawn thewlis, hopefully.

Apols to any real journalists…. I know Dawn isn’t a real Journo, or anything bar being a biased bitch. But at least the rest of the north east would have an interest

 

Be afraid!

 

Newcastle is a decent city but no better than York, Oxford, Durham ...

... unless you want endless pubs and clubs.

It's Blackpool without the pier tbh, just stag night central and no class.

 

Criteria? I know I live nearby but it's pretty strange that there's only 2 better cities in the world than Manchester (in respect of this particular survey).

 

I've no idea what's been going on with Steve Wraith, the 'Saudis'' and posts on Twitter, as I don't go on there ...

... but a WhatsApp group I'm part of is in hysterics about the situation.

I hope someone can clarify it but it appears Wraith has been seriously caught out lying about his connection to a woman who's in Saudi and connected.

He's claimed to have been in direct contact and has exchanged texts, etc.

Turns out the poster is a hoax and the account set up to fool people ...

... it's all turned really nasty and the Mags are all turning on Wraith and each other

@MackemX ???

 

ffs man... now going to have to watch their game, after this kind of 'publicity' this is gonna have to be damn good or they will only succeed in raising more guffaws from football fans around the country, if not the world.

actually, i wonder if there really is any kind of interest outside the immediate area, i can honestly see (real mag) supporters groaning in embarrassment, we are just waiting for a good laugh, other than that i cannot think of anyone else with the remotest interest.

 

I have a mate in Surrey who's a lifelong Liverpool supporter and is always messaging me about football stuff ...

.... I use him as a barometer so never ask about Newcastle.

So far he hasn't commented on them, this season, so zero interest down there.

If they hoy a few tennis balls on the pitch people won't bat an eyelid but the Mags will truly believe they've mad e a big statement.

It's pathetic really as people won't know what they're actually protesting about ....

... I'm not even sure they know tbh.

 

If the Premier League were preventing the Town from being taken over by a Newcastle loving, multi billionaire, local philanthropist, messiah like, media darling, Kevin Keeganesque, and a stunningley gorgeous dreamboat to boot, then I could understand the frustration, but........

 

Seems the lady Twitter user started out writing Arabic posts and is actually fronted by an Arab journalist who then handed the account over to wraith. Wraith swears it’s not him and he’s met the imaginary lady. Allegedly

 

Tennis balls are easily cleared from the field of play. However, if you hoy a PIE full of gravy, which explodes on impact, the mess it makes is much harder to clear away, imagine the match continuing and every tackle or shot accompanied by flying mince and gravy, players covered in slop and the game resulting in a proper foodfight. That's how to make the news headlines. Sponsored by Gregg's of course.

 

Throwing beachballs onto the pitch didn't work out very well for the scousers

 

I genuinely laughed at that, that would be great.
Sadly, not a chance of them hoying whole pies....crusts maybe, but not whole pies.