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    Guy is getting married and wants to surprise his bride on wedding night by having her name tattooed on his manhood. So off he goes to tattooist.

    He asks him his betrotheds name, "Wendy" he replies. "ok, off and we will have a look" Checks him out and decides that he can't tattoo her name on 3". " Sorry mate, you will have to make it a little bigger for her name to fit".

    Guy obliges and tattoo goes ahead. When arousal settles the letters WDY are clearly visible. Well pleased with his "gift" the guy goes for a good few beers to celebrate. After a while he needs the inevitable pee, so off he goes.

    Standing at the next urinal however is a six ft 7" beast of a bloke with dreadlocks. He can't help but sneak a look. Much to his delight he can see 'WDY' tattooed on the guys manhood. " Oh, is your wife's name Wendy as well??"

    " No man", he replies, "Mine says 'Welcome to Barbados, have a nice day' "
     
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    Rugby news:

    The entire Wasps side has tested positive for Covid, so this week end they will be fielding their Bee Team
     
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    Grandpa found Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one. The son said, "I don't know, they're very strong and expensive." "How much?" he asked. “£10 a pill,” the son said. "I don't care. I'll try one, and leave the money under your pillow.” The next morning the son found £110.00 under his pillow. He tells Grandpa, "I said each pill was £10.00, not £110.00." "I know, Grandpa replies, "the £100 is from Grandma.!!!
     
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