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  1. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Right, football aside, we all like a good booze up.
    Cept the fannies, and recovering alcoholics.

    Am thinking of building a tiki type bar thingy in the garden out of pallets and other stuff I've acquired and lookin fer inspiration.
    Anyone got one ?
    Lets see it .
     
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    That's mine
     
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    Something that seems a good idea, but a, complete waste of time and money.

    It's ****ing freezing most days you'll never use the ****er and eventually you'll knock it down
     
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    Just buy a decent shed. Take a power saw to it and create a window. Make sure you keep the part you cut out that’s important.

    Now you need hinges. Screw the hinges to the part you cut out. And then attach to the shed.

    Thats your window of opportunity.

    Get a cheap table from well anywhere and snap two legs off. You need two more hinges and screw the table just underneath the window on the inside. The legs left on will prop said table up.

    Now you need an extension cable and a ducking fridge. Fill it with beers.

    Get the missus to put a cheap boob choob on and your laughing: charge £4 quid a bottle and within two weeks it all paid off.
     
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    Just stay in the hoose
     
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    Yeah this ^

    Don’t get it, ranks alongside inflatable hot tubs in a back yard in Barnsley in the pointless stakes.
     
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    Why not just make a cheesy chips and blue pop vending machine ya six fingered gimp.
     
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  8. Jamtoon88

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    I built one during the first lockdown
     

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    That's nearly as nice as the 1 I posted

    Need to swap all that Gin for Whisky though
     
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    Don’t drink whiskey or gin it’s more for show though my lasses mates do normally drink it. I have bought a PD machine now and it holds 10 1/2 pints.
     
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    What I would say is mine has french doors and a heater and also turns into my office outside when working from home so it can still be used in the winter. Problem is I really don’t want to watch Newcastle or football at the moment and that is what I used it for during lockdown.
     
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    <laugh> made i larf, cheers ;)
     
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    Fook off you plastic scouse coont.
    Am tackin to proppa beer drinkas.
     
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    Well hark at you ya twàt. Av gorra ice makin machine, brew me arn beer n wine and putting pumps in with kegs an arlsorts ya fooka :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    By Christ you a miserable bassa.
    I like the outdoors and I might only use it a couple times a year but have all the stuff and summat to dee instead of moaning on here like a fookin woman man .
    Ya geet tart.
     
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    My neighbours spent lockdown building 1, it's nice like but I don't think I'd bother, got a pub at either side of the street for a start
     
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    It's the same stupid ****e like caravans
     
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    Pubs were shut though.
    I'm having a sort out and have loads of stuff like pallets, glass blocks, bricks, wood etc and thought i might build one on the patio fer a bit fun lol.
     
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    Miserable bastad fook off.
    Me caravan was a decent holiday during lockdown :p
     
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    Is your caravan nicer than your house? If not then it makes no sense...

    Why go from a house and downgrade to a caravan?
     
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