How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? A weasel’s so weasely recognised and a stoat’s stoatally different!
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A lad is getting married and wants to surprise his bride on wedding night by having her name tattooed on his manhood. So off he goes to tattooist. He asks him his betrotheds name, "Wendy" he replies. "ok, off and we will have a look" Checks him out and decides that he can't tattoo her name on 3". " Sorry mate, you will have to make it a little bigger for her name to fit". Guy obliges and tattoo goes ahead. When arousal settles the letters WDY are clearly visible. Well pleased with his "gift" the guy goes for a good few beers to celebrate. After a while he needs the inevitable pee, so off he goes. Standing at the next urinalhowever is a six ft 7" beast of a bloke with dreadlocks. He can't help but sneak a look. Much to his delight he can see 'WDY' tattooed on the guys manhood. " Oh, is your wife's name Wendy as well??" " No man", he replies, "Mine says 'Welcome to Barbados, have a nice day' "
