The Steve Bruce appreciation thread

A classy manager would have walked.
It says a lot about him that he is still here.
I was one of those booing him from the Strawberry corner.
Bruce out.

 

No surprise

 

Shouldn't these sort of tweets go in the Mike Ashley appreciation thread?

 

Schar and Lejeune was a good partnership when they played. I get Lejeune was injured but he fine now yet bruce favours lacelles for some inexplicable reason

 

You know Bruce will now use the Wilson injury as an excuse…

 

It's disappointing, make no mistake

 

Var injuries and covid from last year

 

Jesus, the thought of Joelinton and Gayle starting games fs

 

Joelinton and max will work OK

 

Joelinton has more letters in his name than goals scored for us. Fact!

 

He wants to give you something to cheer for when your in the bottom turd, so he will look good giving you the immaculate dream of escaping the drop

 

I am enjoying how Rogered has, after only three years, finally understood the 'turd division/third division' joke and is now using it himself at every opportunity. Cute. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, of course, but the Lord loves a trier they say.

As for Steve Bruce... more trying than trier these days.

 

you only have the hump cos your ma was being rogered and was having the Sunderland sausage on the side Halfbreed knows it

 

Nice try - although I'm afraid that genetic testing has shown I'm 0% Mackem

And by "genetic testing" I mean having a number of fingers and toes that divides by two.

 

take cover moron alert

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And your cock doesn't have your sisters lipstick on it

 

I don’t think we can afford to sack Steve Bruce. I don’t mean because of the potential for a downturn in results.

I mean we literally cannot afford to sack him. In £££

 

Never actually thought about this. We are completely skint (although Mike isn't) so I doubt we'd be footing the bill. Although Bruce's rep was pretty rank so he probably took any contract on offer. Mike will have an escape clause.