Arsenal are just a **** side, that's it. Manager doesn't help as he's obviously just not good enough but those players are absolute dog.
Arsenal fans praying for a heavy Norwich home defeat to spare them from 20th until mid September. Wow.
Arsenal started the season top alphabetically, as soon as they kicked a ball they went bottom, that's class.
Saint Peter to one of the angels ... "Why is one of the new lads spinning around laughing uncontrollably." "The one dressed as a wizard with the guitar case?" "Yup, that's the one"
Goons are having a worse start to a season than Derby in 2007 when they only got 11 points all season
Brendan Rodgers is favourite to be the next Arsenal manager at 2/1. Why would he do that?! Eddie Howe is next at 4/1. The poor bastard.