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Match Day Thread Laugh at Newcastle vs unfortunately under the pump

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Aug 15, 2021.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    **** OFF PREMIER LEAGUE
    DOUBLE STANDARDS
    CHEATING BASTARDS


     
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    Hope we go down this year. And stay in the Championship.
     
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    Put him and Lascelles in a rocket and launch them into the sun
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    CHEATING REF
    CORRUPT BASTARDS
    CORRUPT PREMIER LEAGUE
     
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    Get Fraser on for Lascelles
     
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    Remind me again which team Richard Masters supports?!...
     
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    Lads. Just accept we are ****e and will drop like a stone this year.

    it’s the only way to not get disappointed when we get gubbed.

    I literally have neither excitement nor emotion about NUFC anymore.

    I quite like it this way.
     
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    For balance. He has one foot almost at head hight.
    His arm was in a perfectly natural position.
    Games gone to ****.
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Coventry
     
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  10. Gordonthetoony

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    Bruce at his phone in- Jones does the forwards and he takes the defence. Well Bruce they are absolutely crap at defending. Ritchie a midget who can't jump. We will be lucky to end with 11 on the pitch due to silly bookings.
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    Too ****ing late, only joking at ht but fs 2 penos in 2 games
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    they use Var when they want
    they use Var when they want
    they use Var when they waaaaaaaaaant
    the premier league cheating bastards
    use Var when they want
     
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    oh for **** sake we are saved

    Joelinton coming on
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Pen to the Toon and

    the keeper should be off


    FFS just a yellow

    FFS VAR checking pen ????????????????????

    NO PENALTY FFS
     
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    Goalie was the last man
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    Eh no way hahahah?
     
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    VAR think Wilson was offside lol?
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    THIS IS A ****ING JOKE NOW
     
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    We have to be the most unluckiest team in football. Ridiculous. It’s like a comedy.
     
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