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Match Day Thread Laugh at Newcastle vs unfortunately under the pump

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Aug 15, 2021.

  1. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    I think our future is written in the stars - a takeover saga that could have seen us competing at the very top, has become a 2 year journey to nothingness, with Masters, Hoffman and the EPL at the wheel; laughing at our club and winking at the bigger boy paymasters (pun intended).

    it’s bizarre, we’re a top flight club but it feels like we’re in the old Conference and struggling to stay afloat. Our shirt sponsors are ****e to look at and cheapen everything about the club. Our owner is our hero for taking on a corrupt corporation; but he’s also been locking out other interested parties over the years… so has contributed. We have the most credibility-lacking manager in the division. We play journeyman Hendrick, a mid-championship level player. We give every team we play a “you’re much better than we are” assurance note pre-game. The print and broadcast media jizzes over every misery we encounter and fails to utter a balanced word about the club. The Guardian employs a Sunderland fan to report on us ffs. We have the most inane Twitter ‘influencers’ possible. ****rabbit levels of money are required if you want to watch us play on telly. Nobody likes us - and we ****ing care about that because we’ve done NOTHING wrong.
    Feeling down about football.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    We're going to win you negative noo noos
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    I think we will too. Until I see the team he picks
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I got Villa in all of my accumulators. Easy money.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    This will be a heavy defeat today.
    Bruce out
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Literally NO excuses today!!
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Could be worse like. Would have preferred Lewis Clark and Longstaff in but it's better than last week
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I'd agree with Lewis.
    Clark was weak last week
    Longstaff - I would say yes if he was definitely not being sold
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Maybe 1 or 2 tweaks but that's our best 11,I expect great things today.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Team looks hard to beat. Let’s see what happens.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I think this post sums it all up quite nicely.

    I mean everything you said is right.

    Last weeks performance we just try and pluck any positives like “we looked good going forward”.

    But the reality is we lost 4-2 after leading 2-1 at half time AT HOME!
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Shame Haydens playing but other than that it's better looking.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    Yeah they were ****e but it was exciting
     
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  15. Ben 10

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    Didn't even know Ashley Young played for them
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Expect plenty of diving so!
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Howay you black and white bastards <badger>
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Diving bastard should be booked
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Who was it?
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    villa player - not sure
    have sound on mute
     
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