Match Day Thread Laugh at Newcastle vs unfortunately under the pump

Someone should draw a cartoon of Masters with his hand on a joystick controlling the VAR people…

 

Villa 3 nout.

 

Shelvey is injured

Get the **** in.

Win win win

 

Would have been better if him and Hayden collided in a 50/50 in training

But yeah, Hendrick will probably play

 

Watkins and Traore out for Aston Vanilla

 

I'm saving up for this bad boy

 

Really? Please don't be ****in with me!

So I guess Longy might go in there in his place, or do we just stick Willock in and re jig the current team? Either way we gotta chance now as long as Bruce doesn't suddenly decide Hendrick is the answer to our problems.

 

I think that if we are selling Longstaff then he may not start and it'll be Willock with Hayden.
If we aren't selling Longstaff then he must surely start.

 

You don't know Steve clearly.

"We'll go with Jeff"

 

Yeah but he was nice to your daughter and nephew.

 

Still a **** manager

 

Wilson absent from training today. WTF after 1 game.

 

He'll play

 

Newcastle 7-1, Willock with four, Longstaff Sr with one, Wilson with one, Woodman with one

 

Pessimist

 

David Coote was the var ref that decided Pickfords ‘tackle’ on vvd wasn’t a red card.

Also didn’t think it was a red when Lo Celso stamped on Azpilicueta and overturned a penalty decision for West Brom v united when Fernandes hacked down a player.

Other than that he’s a decent ref

 

So just a run of the mill Premiership ref then? I'm not arsed after that pen given against us last week

 

So no Shelvey and apparently Wilson is unavailable but I think that is because he wasn’t at training.

It’s hard to call this game.

Im putting Villa in my ACCA but I think it could go either way.

 

i’ve no choice but to opt for Villa, we’re getting relegated this season - it will start with an awful opening run;
Villa 3-0 Rulebreakers

 

I tend to agree I can’t see anything but unfortunately. Pun intended.