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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    After too many pills
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    police raided them for
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The rather large stash
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the lollipop jar masquerading
     
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    as a small portaloo
     
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    boy did it stink
     
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    of cabbage and turnips
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Birds and the bees
     
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    already paired flying united
     
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    Airlines when we're allowed
     
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    more masks than the
     
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    local petrol station owner
     
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    Over charging for sandwiches
     
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    is your name Oliver<whistle>
     
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    or Olive if female
     
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    olive is a lady
     
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