Three nuns are talking and the first nun says “You would never believe what I discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " I found a phone in the priests room." “Oh that's nothing" said the second one . . . . "I found condoms in one of his drawers.” " What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Proudly the second nun responds with "I poked holes in all of them." The third nun says “oh bugger !”