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Chelsea Jokes

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  1. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member
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    Lets lighten things up a bit,
    there's far too much doom & gloom of late.
    If you know any Chelsea jokes, get them posted here. :laugh:

    I'll get the ball rolling with one I heard earlier.......
     
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  2. QPR999

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    A teacher asks her class if Chelsea is their favorite team.
    Everyone says yes except for Little Jimmy. "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
    Jimmy says, "QPR".
    The teacher asks, "Well why is that?"
    Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a QPR fan, my mum is a QPR fan, I guess that makes me a QPR fan."
    The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mum was an idiot, what would that make you?"
    Little Jimmy replies, "Well, that would make me a Chelsea fan,"
     
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  3. Woodyhoopleson

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    There was a supporter of Chelsea
    who joked that our support was so sparse,
    he decided to sit in our home fans bit
    and went home with his head up his R's.
     
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  4. MaidaValeRanger

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    Chelsea
     
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  5. inkedupp

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    I asked the wife to get me a naughty calendar, one with loads of nobs and cunnts.. so she got me the Chelsea one..
     
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    Chelsea fans are up in arms about the proposed move away from Stamford Bridge...

    One said "You can't just bulldoze 8 years of history"....
     
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  7. Dave Thomas

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    John Terry in the bath with his mother

    Looking between her legs John questioned " Mum what is that?"

    Red faced she replied
    " That's where your Father got me with his Chopper Harris"

    " That was a good shot right in the c**t
     
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  8. HammersmithBlue

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    Like JT one.
     
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  9. Northolt-QPR

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    Talking of Chelsea jokes!
     
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  10. HammersmithBlue

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    Genius Northolt. Genius
     
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  11. Northolt-QPR

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    Well when a poster like you, turns up on the Chelsea Jokes thread.
    Open goal mate;)
     
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  12. FFS.73

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    EA have introduced 2 new cheats in the FIFA 2011 game.

    John Terry and Ashley Cole
     
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  13. ELLERS

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    Hammersmithblue said:
    Ive got 3 tickets in RBlock for the QPR v Chelsea game.
    <laugh>
    Best one i have heard in ages.
    <laugh>
     
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  14. HammersmithBlue

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    Two in V too... see you down the Crown Ellers..
     
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  15. HammersmithBlue

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    We're the R block
    We're the R block
    Shepherd's Bush
     
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  16. w127pa

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    i have never come across a man eating tiger but I have just seen a man eating chicken in kfc.
     
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  17. ELLERS

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    I dont think so as the Crown is shut but i will have a beer with you in the ELLERSLIEROAD stand. Just lets us know who you are.
     
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  18. ELLERS

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    I think most pubs around the Bush are shut but you never know it might be open.
     
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  19. Northolt-QPR

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    [video=youtube;UGjTcPBxKDE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGjTcPBxKDE&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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  20. Flanman

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    Must be half term again!! ;)
     
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