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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Quesadaad, Aug 10, 2021.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m thinking the snack cupboard would be unreal so it’s a yes from me.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 10, 2021
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    5 glory holes in front of you. On the other side of the wall is the following:

    J-law
    Megan Fox
    Ariana Grande
    Emilia Clarke
    Your Mum

    What you doin?
     
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  3. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    07685733-51B5-4903-A22F-F393CC600CDB.gif
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Bang em all.
     
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Shoot straight down the middle
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 10, 2021
  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Does the screen come up at the end so we know who did it?
     
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    Quesadaad, Aug 10, 2021

  7. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    You ain't gonna know either way so go for it, odds are in your favour too.

    Just make sure your Mum don't kiss you on the cheek for a for a few days if you go see her just to be safe.
     
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  8. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    And you have to do every single glory hole boys
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I dont see the big deal. You came out of there might as well go back in for a bit
     
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    Sucky, Aug 10, 2021
  10. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    You came out of your mamas mouth?
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Sorry.

    We seem to have got our glory holes mixed up.
     
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  12. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    What are we like eh?
    Watch Pretty Woman ten times in a row or get trampled by a horse?
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pretty woman easy.

    Same thing just no trampling
     
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  14. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I enjoy pain from time to time, reminds you that you're not made of glass.

    So Pretty Woman marathon.
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You telling us you like getting whipped and licking toiket bowls while you bark for master?
     
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  16. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    That’s just for starters.
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Its 1942 and you’ve got a choice of two men you can be

    One of the unfortunate Jews being lured into a concentration camp

    or

    The Nazi who turns on the switch to release the gas killing them all

    ?
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nazi.
    Id have been a good nazi tbh
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    good as in good at your job kinda guy?
     
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    Spurlock, Aug 10, 2021
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Got another corker here:

    It’s 9/11

    you want to be that guy on the 100th floor as the plane approaches

    or

    You want to be one of the passengers in the plane?
     
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