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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    and ecstasy plumb scratch
     
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    provided on the NHS
     
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    by a willing nurse
     
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    Who is underpaid and
     
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    willing to offer private
     
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    piano lessons to children
     
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    And oral lessons in
     
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    French history and submission
     
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    whilst shes dressed in
     
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    a split crutch habit
     
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    and mouths drool looking
     
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    at Dianne Abbott's shapely figure
     
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    with ample behind her
     
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    that's 5 mate..............you getting excited before the crescendo
     
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    for Jeremy to pull
     
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    a muscle in his
     
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    2 watermelons dripping juice
     
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    all over kitchen floor
     
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    whilst his man sausage
     
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