Kojak is buckling, he is texting me constantly regarding events on here. See you(and the money) soon slaphead
I got the early train today and was talking to my chum getting off the train at Victoria. Walking down the platform I saw a guy looking my way, it resembled Ivor with no hair, it was Kojak! He was like a Greyhound running after the hare such was the speed of his tongue. I don't know who the bloody hell ValleyFaithful on the apologists site is but he told me VF banned Kojak for calling him a happy clapper. Anyway, Kojak says hello to everyone on here. Covid has not been kind to him, he's got a neck like a loaf of bread
How to ruin a day out. I came out of a bureau exchange in Victoria today and (literally)bumped into Kojak. Covid has hit him hard, he has aged badly. A wrinkly face, a 42" waist and wearing a tweed jacket
Of all the people to meet! It must have been fate. Nice to see this thread up and running again after 9 months