Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Which planet does the Earth owe the $60trn to?

 

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Remember when Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear landed on the moon in 1969,think they opened up a bank.

 

Which planet is owed the money, Michael, moon banks are none of my concern.

 

Uranus.

 

Planet Zion

 

We'll never forget the first guys that went to the moon. Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and the other bloke.

 

The other bloke, Michael Collins(not the fenian bastard one) didn't go to the moon, he just flew the command module around the moon. He actually died 3 or 4 months ago.

 

Well he deserves even more credit for dropping them off. We can't get a designated driver at all, never mind one that'll go that far out of their way.

 

They're coming for the kids

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/nhs-covid-vaccine-children-august-b1891392.html

 

As I’m no longer a child and the totally neutral WHO and CCP tell us that children spread plague asymptomatically then under 18s inoculation is essential to keep the plague in check unless of course, you believe the brain dead university of Facebook graduates who post official government stats that show 1500 deaths from vaccines and 1m adverse events and peddle the myth that Pfizer’s own report that for every 10,000 children inoculated against plague, one will have a near death experience or worse, but it’s a price worth paying to get back to normal.

 

I see they are pushing it on the disabled kids first because 12 year old downies are probably more likely to spread the plague.

As you say , if it makes it possible for me to get back to normal then I'm more than happy to throw spastics and cripples under the special bus .

 

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These are the same ****wits that believe Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman and Marilyn Monroe committed suicide.

Shallow spoon fed ****wits essentially.

 

McAfee is still alive too

 

At least three pubs in walking distance of my house were forced to call it a day after I gave up the electric soup

 

The world of tomorrow



Should probably just knock em for it tbh.

 

Wasn't economical to open up again after the expense of fumigating the premises after your **** stained carcass was forcibly removed.

 

ffs

 

Isn't "personal quantitative easing" taking a really good **** after being constipated? Asking for ER.