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Yes similar outcomes but look at the body movement . Ginola is a bigger physical specimen which makes him even more unusual in having those kind of ball skills.
Best & Bryan have lower centres of gravity, hence the likeness.
 
Are we talking Life of Bryan? I don't see Gil as the messiah but he might share with Lamella just being a very naughty boy.
"What has Lamela done for us?"
"The rabona?"
"What?"
"The rabona"
"Oh yeah, he did give us that"
"And nick that physio's water bottle"
"Alright, I'll grant you the rabona and nicking the physio's water bottle. The TWO things Lamela has done"
"And winding up Jack Wilshere"
"Yeah, well obviously winding up Jack Wilshere goes without saying, but apart from the rabona, the stealing the physio's water bottle and the winding up Jack Wilshere..."
"Treading on Fabregas"
"Causing Saltypool fans to have a coronary"
"That nutmeg that cause Danny Rose to lose his ****"
"Yeah, alright, fair enough..."
"And that late equaliser against Chelsea!"
 
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Not sure how many more of these he's going to post.
 
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I saw somebody say this on Twitter, but considering how much football he's missed during his time with us Lamela has a remarkable iconic moments to minutes ratio
The rabona against Sheriff
The rabona against Woolwich
Utterly dominating The Sheikh Mansour Team in 2015
The hat trick against Monaco
The 20 yard curler against Burnley
The 20 yarder against The Sheikh Mansour Team
Two goals in the basketball match against Leicester
Being the first player to be fouled in the Liverpool penalty area since 1964
The give no ****s backheel pass against Man Utd
The nutmeg on Townsend with Danny Rose losing his **** in the background
Driving Jack Wheelchair insane
Stepping on Fabregas
Nicking the Burnley physios water bottle
 
I saw somebody say this on Twitter, but considering how much football he's missed during his time with us Lamela has a remarkable iconic moments to minutes ratio
The rabona against Sheriff
The rabona against Woolwich
Utterly dominating The Sheikh Mansour Team in 2015
The hat trick against Monaco
The 20 yard curler against Burnley
The 20 yarder against The Sheikh Mansour Team
Two goals in the basketball match against Leicester
Being the first player to be fouled in the Liverpool penalty area since 1964
The give no ****s backheel pass against Man Utd
The nutmeg on Townsend with Danny Rose losing his **** in the background
Driving Jack Wheelchair insane
Stepping on Fabregas
Nicking the Burnley physios water bottle
And one of my favourite pieces of modern commentary:
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I saw somebody say this on Twitter, but considering how much football he's missed during his time with us Lamela has a remarkable iconic moments to minutes ratio
The rabona against Sheriff
The rabona against Woolwich
Utterly dominating The Sheikh Mansour Team in 2015
The hat trick against Monaco
The 20 yard curler against Burnley
The 20 yarder against The Sheikh Mansour Team
Two goals in the basketball match against Leicester
Being the first player to be fouled in the Liverpool penalty area since 1964
The give no ****s backheel pass against Man Utd
The nutmeg on Townsend with Danny Rose losing his **** in the background
Driving Jack Wheelchair insane
Stepping on Fabregas
Nicking the Burnley physios water bottle

Not to mention the truly epic levels of ****housery he produced to get Martial sent off a while back.

Gio has a lot to live up to, when it comes to ****housery. I hope he’s ready.
 
All the best to Coco, he has been a great club servant and always played for the badge. Unfortunately he was blighted by injury, but he always gave 100% and provided some great moments along the way. If we had 11 players with Lamela`s attitude and work rate, we would go far. I loved his shietehousery also, especially when he severed Cesspit`s hand.
 
Not to mention the truly epic levels of ****housery he produced to get Martial sent off a while back.

Gio has a lot to live up to, when it comes to ****housery. I hope he’s ready.
You must be at least this much of a ****ehouse to enter

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