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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    you too could be told to clear your desk unless someone likes you

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    I can't believe it, fifty five years I've waited and it's finally happened. They did it, they actually f*cking did it, I still can't believe it. The council have filled the pothole in outside my house.
     
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    Taken off twitter - because we are playing Italy this weekend dont buy Dolmio, eat pasta or pizza - thank f**k we are not playing Columbia
     
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    Or the Scotch ...
     
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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after Mass.
    The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
    The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop, when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
    The third Catholic man says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
    The fourth Catholic man says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, “Well….?”
    She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24″ waist, and 34″ hips.
    When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
     
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    A blind guy goes to a prostitute but, as he is blind, he can't see what he is getting and ends up with a pox ridden old boot:
    They go upstairs and she undresses. He runs his hand over her spotty butt and recoils.
    "It's okay." She says, "just a bit of acne."
    "Thank god." He says. "I thought it was the price list."
     
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    I was at a pub once and a bloke arrived with about a dozen blind lads, he gave them a ball and said go and play football in the car park until I’ve got the drinks, I followed him into the pub and asked how does that work, he says oh! there’s a bell inside the ball and they are actually quite good.About 10 min later a chap walked in and said is anybody in charge of those lads in the car park and this bloke said yes, I am is there a problem, he says aye they are kicking f uck out of a Morris dancer.
     
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    well that little girl knows how to deal with Italian cheats <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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