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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dont tell his girlfriend
     
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    That he had wind…..
     
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    the smell gave him
     
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    really eggy farts and
     
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    he collapsed without a
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    his mobile air purifier
     
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    Gasping for air as
     
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    Sir Keir let rip
     
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    with a silent but
     
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    Deadly tiger shark swimming
     
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    around and around waiting
     
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    for a free lunch
     
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    like most politicians do
     
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    when not fiddling expenses
     
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    or promoting friend's businesses
     
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    or tying to knob
     
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    available female aides who
     
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    laid back and took
     
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    a good seeing to
     
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    while keeping the evidence
     
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