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    Matt's had worse
     
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    what like Diane Abbott worse
     
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    No worse than that.
     
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    An elderly man living alone in Milton Keynes wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work because the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Paul,

    I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know that if you were here my troubles would be over, knowing that you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,

    Don’t dig up that garden . . . . that’s where the bodies are buried.

    Love,

    Paul.

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area, without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad,

    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best that I could do under the circumstances.
     
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    jesus he must have had loads of grab a grot nights
     
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    Yup, and as you may have guessed, he's the grot the night is all about! :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    i always thought he was Mr Smooth, must have been telling fibbs

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    Modric still looking handsome.
     
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    WE have nearly defeated them all

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    And mum complaining 'cause she can't see the screen.
     
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