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  1. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    You mean names like Whitejock?
     
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  2. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    No, my name got struck off as I can't keep up these days. A Whitejock is only a 10-pinter these days, unlike Shako & OLOF, who are easily 3 galloners.

    Troo dat! :D
     
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  4. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Take your word for it.
     
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    brisbane-lion, Jun 27, 2021
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    2 pennth Well-Known Member

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    You reach an age when bragging means fa 10 pints “please” I’m plonked after 3 large glasses of wine
    Troo dat
    Which I’ve just had
     
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  6. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Forgot to mention I also had a fourteen inch cock too.

    Troo dat!
     
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    2 pennth Well-Known Member

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    Is that all<laugh>
     
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  8. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Well it was when I last used it ..... in 1983. <whistle>
     
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    Wasn't that the last time Partick Thistle won a game? Coincidence? <whistle>
     
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  10. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    The date in question here is August 4th, 1983. Partick Thistle 2, Leeds United 0.

    I was there.

    Still don't know whether to be happy or sad ....
     
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    A lady golfer is playing when she gets stung by a bee. In agony she returns to the clubhouse where the captain sees her coming in tears.
    “What happened to you”?
    “I’ve been stung by a bee”
    “Oh you poor thing, where abouts”?
    “Between the first and second hole”
    “Ahhh” he said “stood with your legs too far apart”
     
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    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    That can't have happened <yikes> you were either extremely pissed or in a parallel universe :biggrin:
     
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    Someone once asked me how to make your cock seven inches long, I said I fold mine in half. Looks like you may have the same problem WJ.
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    then you need to change the name to Whitecock as its never seen the sun..............:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0128-hi::emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    You were ?

    So was I

    Mo Johnson scored for Partick IIRC.
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Matts had worse....
     
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