Neighbours, mine are ****s.

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Schlem Boogerman

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Jan 31, 2011
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Discuss. My son got abuse from one of mine tonight. She didn't see me getting out of my car as she got stuck in.

I told him to walk away, good parenting?

I think so.
 
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Last time I had a mild encounter with a neighbour he died six months later of a brain tumor. **** deserved it. He made **** up and got the police involved.
 
I used to be able to sunbathe in the nood in my back garden. As both sides are flanked by 10ft granite walls and it was only overlooked by one window from a house that used to be a holiday let, so nobody was ever home during the day.

That house was sold to a couple of lesbians a few years ago and I haven't dared expose my tackle to the sunshine since for fear of them freaking out. But seeing as they are Lesbos, that shouldn't matter right ?
 
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I used to be able to sunbathe in the nood in my back garden. As both sides are flanked by 10ft granite walls and it was only overlooked by one window from a house that used to be a holiday let, so nobody was ever home during the day.

That house was sold to a couple of lesbians a few years ago and I haven't dared expose my tackle to the sunshine since for fear of them freaking out. But seeing as they are Lesbos, that shouldn't matter right ?
Shove your cock up your arse. Job done.