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    Me & my missus favourite sexual position is called the ''England football team'' ! . . .

    Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, there's no passion, no communication & we never make it past the 1st stage.

    There's horrible dribbling & never a clean sheet. Its over far too quickly & when it does end I know it'll be at least another four fkn years before it happens again!
     
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    Who said that Men can't multitask, after some practice I can now listen to the wife and ignore her at the same time !
     
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    I am starting a protest tomorrow.
    "Fat Lives Matter"
    Meeting at McDonald's at 10
    KFC at 11
    BurgerKing at 12
    Gregg's at 1
     
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    A Man decided to join the church and become a monk. He went to his new home and the head monk told him that in order to dedicate his life to the church he had to take a vow of silence, but he would be allowed 2 words every 7 years. The man agreed and began his new life. 7 years passed and the head monk said "You have done very well my son I shall now grant you 2 words."
    "Food cold" replied the monk. "Sorry" said the head monk, "I shall have to sort that out for you as soon as possible."
    Another 7 years pass and again he is granted 2 words.
    "bed hard" he said.
    "I'm really sorry" says the head monk, "I'll fix that for you right away."
    Another 7 years pass and the head monk says "You have served us well and I'm happy to grant you another 2 words"
    "I quit!" replied the monk.
    "Good" said the head monk, "You've done nothing but moan since you got here....."
     
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    I said "no comment " all the way through the police interview.

    I didn't get the job.
     
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