Poor old Mrs Winstanley will be upset Rev !! Perhaps Roger will give her a lick of his sausage roll instead......
she bites like a rat i would rather have a gentle nibbler, reminds me i must grow my chin tickler back
Ok chaps, time for a bit of Confessional to you all! Bring your credit cards, the Reverend ain’t cheap you know!
Father Upham has just contacted me saying the new nun recruits are settling in well and like the new habits, meanwhile sister Morea has been having nightmares and can only be consoled by lying in my bed with me, as much as i am averse to this i have succumbed due to her insistence please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
i have managed to secure a lawyer Mr Shaggy, and relayed my message to the jude (IT WASN'T ME) Anybody had a word with diddly, has the look of a guilty man to me
we will need you as a witness as the nun says you have small birthmark on the auld hair sack making them look like a milking cow please log in to view this image
i must confess i have been wearing your habit and telling young attractive ladies that corvid19 can affect both lips upper and lower, and the church has supplied us with a lower probe that once inserted needs friction to heat up, once at the correct temperature which only a priest can correctly anticipate. An amount of serum will be injected, and once blessed it could end up a two fold happy event , or not if you are married.