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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Poor old Mrs Winstanley will be upset Rev !!

    Perhaps Roger will give her a lick of his sausage roll instead......
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    she bites like a rat i would rather have a gentle nibbler, reminds me i must grow my chin tickler back
     
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    Just ask her to remove her false teeth :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Ok chaps, time for a bit of Confessional to you all!
    Bring your credit cards, the Reverend ain’t cheap you know!
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    Father Upham has just contacted me saying the new nun recruits are settling in well and like the new habits, meanwhile sister Morea has been having nightmares and can only be consoled by lying in my bed with me, as much as i am averse to this i have succumbed due to her insistence


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    Well, Sister Euphemia has been a bit naughty,hasn't she..........

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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    i have managed to secure a lawyer Mr Shaggy, and relayed my message to the jude (IT WASN'T ME)

    Anybody had a word with diddly, has the look of a guilty man to me
     
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    Someone at the church has been messing about with the poor nun !!
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    The Reverend is innocent, as always.
    Chapel wine anyone?
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    the rumour is the nun went to confession and fingered a Mr Didley
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    Or was it the other way around?
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    we have applied to the Vatican for a lie detector test
     
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    l detect they lie all the time.
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    we will need you as a witness as the nun says you have small birthmark on the auld hair sack making them look like a milking cow


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    I’ve just COVID-19 cleaned the confessional is anybody wants to beg for forgiveness!
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    i must confess i have been wearing your habit and telling young attractive ladies that corvid19 can affect both lips upper and lower, and the church has supplied us with a lower probe that once inserted needs friction to heat up, once at the correct temperature which only a priest can correctly anticipate. An amount of serum will be injected, and once blessed it could end up a two fold happy event , or not if you are married.:emoticon-0131-angel<whistle>
     
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    More chapel wine, pronto!
     
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    Wow, that was a Sunday to remember !!!
     
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  20. Didley Squat

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    Sorry, l was passed out under a church pew.
     
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