Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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He he.
Reminds me of the gag about the bloke who was sacked for putting his cock into the bacon slicer.
That's awful. What happened to the bacon slicer?
You all know the punchline so I won't bother posting it...
Oh, alright then, I will.
She was sacked too.
Has anyone else tried watching GB News? You can get better sound quality driving through a 2 mile long road tunnel. It's a shame really because I wanted to listen to Mrs Merton interviewing famous people.
Mrs Merton to Carol Thatcher, "Everybody always wants to talk about your mother. It's not going to be like that tonight, Carol. What's your father like?"
This is what I hear when the ex wife speaks
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Treat my wife to a Spa day today (she had been asking for a while) , not sure what went wrong as she seemed a tad unhappy and not at all grateful, perhaps we should have gone to Co-op instead...
That's nothing over here we have fartkamera all along the roads. I was clenching me arse cheeks for hundreds of miles when I first moved here in case they snapped a piccy of me letting one go.
As to the signs saying Slutsfart I thought it was a reference to the noise a lady of the night makes when you pull your meat out until I learned it meant slow down
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Cricketer hits huge six through his own car window
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leeds-57572844
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leeds-57572844
I've seen this happen live, but it's even funnier when it's the bowler's car