Postecoglou & Lange (& Paratici) Watch

Too much Paella and Sangria methinks

 

Perhaps they should have had Hazard spending a lot more time on golf courses ...

 

I am pretty much bald but am thinking of getting implants just so I can pull them out

 

gotta say it has been funny to observe - almost a masterclass in how not to appoint a manager.

can you list the managers that have been considered as i have lost count

 

Would be quicker to type out the complete list of every mammal in alphabetical order

 

So Klinsmann’s interested - from the horse’s mouth

 

he called Levy to ask him.

 

I'll start
1: aardvark
I'll leave the rest to RCL

 

Read the book mate the Zygote did it

 

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Surely Neil won’t turn us down though?

 

Neil’s dad is available

 

I could watch those series ten times over and never fail to laugh. I still use certain catchphrases today!

 

Levy needs to give this up as a job imo the useless kaaant

just wait for Mancini to leave his post after the Euros and appoint him

he’s what we need

 

He’s got a contract with them til 2026 mate so doubt he’ll be leaving anytime soon.

Romano’s saying we’ve spoken to Valverde recently. Ten Hag and Rangnick still on the list too apparently.

 

ffs I gathered from @Tel posts that the bloke was going to leave Italy after the Euros

Cba with this

 

He had trials at West Ham. **** that ****.

 

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No contact. Dive.

 

There's only one thing driving the managerial search now...Levy needs to come up with someone who will save him and ENIC from getting hounded out of the club. He's in real trouble now. If we lose to City in the first game of next season and a few of the following derbies, things will not be pretty...and he's earned every bit of this.

Forget the bollocks about attacking football and returning to the club's DNA. If Levy thought that Wenger, backed by Thierry Henry, Tony Adams and Jack Wilshire would save him, he'd appoint them in a heartbeat. Fonseca was a stupid ****ing idea. That was the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped and if Levy considered Gattusso.........he's madder than I am.

The only certain thing to take from the last few days, is that Paratici is just another patsy. Levy's still pulling the strings...as he always was going to.