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    12 is a belter
     
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    It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.

    Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

    "What's up?" he asks.

    "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're ****e and we can't be bothered".

    Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

    So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!

    Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.

    "Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus Mcnasty 89 minutes)".

    They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!

    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.

    "I've let you down, I've let you down."

    "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"

    "No, No, I have, I've let you down...

    I got sent off after 12 minutes"
     
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    The urge for me to want to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away ;)
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    The new boss of the Royal Mail has been sacked, less than a month into the job, for 'a lack of direction' ...

    ... he was in the post for 3 weeks and went to to the wrong address <doh>
     
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    Tottenham Hotspur are hoping to be able to offer the manager's job to all over-40's by the middle of next week.
     
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    Harry Maguire has declared himself fit enough to face Scotland as he now only has one leg in plaster.
     
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    A parrot swallows one of his owner’s Viagra tablets. His owner is disgusted, puts him in the freezer for 30 minutes to cool off.
    Later, when he opens the freezer door, he finds the parrot sweating. “Why are you sweating?” he asks.
    The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
     
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